Am I the only one who was thinking this?
Omg Loki come here. My poor god.
What speed do you read at? (Remember, it’s not a race!)
You read 626 words per minute.
That makes you 150% faster than the national average.You read 344 words per minute.
That makes you 38% faster than the national average.
You read 503 words per minute.
That makes you 101% faster than the national average.why am i so slow, help me ;w;
Read more :U and time yourself as you read then keep going and force yourself to read more in the amount of time you give yourself!
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
period: Boyfriend sitting at the table drinking soda. Instantly horny
Hey! I’m getting interviewed by the Brony Talk Show tonight!
Its at 8:00 PM Central!
Come watch!
http://www.livestream.com/bronytalkshow
:D
